NOW:53207:USA00949
http://widgets.journalinteractive.com/cache/JIResponseCacher.ashx?duration=5&url=http%3A%2F%2Fdata.wp.myweather.net%2FeWxII%2F%3Fdata%3D*USA00949
28°
H 28° L 28°
Cloudy | 7MPH

Ms. Elaine Kneeous

Jennifer is a one in a million stay-at-home mom. (More like one OF a million stay at home moms!) She graduated from a liberal arts college but there is nothing liberal OR artsy about her. She is married to Kevin Fischer of This Just In, and together they have a beautiful young daughter Kyla Audrey. In no particular order she loves dogs, wine, a good bargain, her family, pizza, and entertaining. Follow her blog of all things miscellaneous including but not limited to cooking and baking, entertaining and party planning, being a mommy, and homekeeping.

It appears Oscar is on a tighter budget this year

If you’re feeling less than Oscar-worthy this weekend, don’t despair.  You, too, can assume the status of starlet!  Simply grab the bottle of Windex from your cleaning cabinet, some Diet Pepsi from the fridge and some, umm… prophylactics and you’ll be singing “Hooray for Hollywood!” in no time.

Oh yes, those poor slighted actors & actresses at this year’s nauseating Mutual Adoration Society’s red carpet ball…  The swag bags for the “losers” this year are down around $15,000 in value from last year and are at a 5-year low according to Bloomberg.

While the aforementioned window washer and family planning items probably won’t thrill this year’s nominees, I certainly would be willing to take their bag of goodies if they don’t want it.  Perhaps in typical self-absorbed, do-gooder, hypocritical fashion they could all donate their bags to the charities of their choice.

This site uses Facebook comments to make it easier for you to contribute. If you see a comment you would like to flag for spam or abuse, click the "x" in the upper right of it. By posting, you agree to our Terms of Use.

Page Tools

Advertisement